THE DIGITAL DEVIL'S VINYLMANIA
WHY WOULD THE DIGITAL DEVIL GO INTO THE VINYL BUSINESS JUST WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WHO MAKES RECORDS IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS?
YOUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!
First, let me remind you that the Digital Devil taught Donald Trump, the art of the deal.
Secondly, let me remind you that the Digital Devil only delivers exactly what we humans want, and most humans want MORE. Given the choice between QUANTITY and QUALITY 99.9999% of humans would pick QUANTITY for all the reasons I have explained in my articles about saber tooth cats chasing us in our DNA.
Though this may cause pain, the way the world is obvious and I quote The Man Who Delivers:
"My business associates, who sell 99 cent hamburgers, go home and eat sirloin steaks. My Japanese business associates that manufacture $29 boom boxes go home and listen to vinyl. My business associates who manufacture powder blue polyester knit leisure suits go home and put on their silk pajamas and light up Cuban cigars. Americans don't care about quality, and it is not our job to educate them. It is our job to do business".
Makes sense to me. So I asked the Digital Devil why he started an "extinct" business?
"I have an ego too. I have exactly the same desires and artistic aspiration as the most gifted listener, so I appreciate the unique beauty of vinyl, and I feel bad about its disappearance. I just wanted to do something to show the music loving public that I too care even though it is not my main business. I am just like those Hollywood moguls who must produce "junk" films to make a profit, and go home and watch European art films in their home theater."
CAVEAT EMPTOR: As you know I have been creatively involved with a number of audio products that I have writen about, from the Alphacore cables to Tannoy speakers to the Atmasphere OTLs, so I am warning you that I have been a design consultant on the Digital Devil's newest vinyl technology, so my appraisal of it is VERY BIASED.
NO MORE WEENY COMPLAINING
Of course you want to be a rock and roll star. Of course you want to own your own recording studio. Of course you want to own your own record pressing plant. Of course you want to own your own record label. Of course you want to own a $10,000 turntable and a $7,500 phono cartridge and a $15,000 phono preamp. Of course you are complaining and getting frustrated, NO MORE.
Coolosity is its own ferocity, and I stake all of my integrity behind the Digital Devil's amazing "vinyl breakthrough". Here we have the first "vinyl system" that can, in one affordable package, deliver in aces all of your dreams. You can be a rock star, a record producer, a record label executive, and listen to your hits on the coolest vinyl playback system for less than the cost of a bad battle of wine.
How great does this system sound? It sounds even better than the Bose Wave Radio, which as you know has NO COMPROMISES. That's right boys, girls, grownups and video space rangers The Digital Devil's new vinyl system has NO COMPROMISES.
SO ORDER YOUR SYSTEM NOW. ORDER ONE FOR YOUR MOM AND DAD. ORDER ONE FOR THAT HOT BABE YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPRESS. ORDER ONE FOR YOUR BOSS OR SHOP FOREMAN. ORDER ONE FOR YOUR FAVORITE AUDIOPHILE.
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