UPDATE & FACTORY RECALL
HABPR MK 1
HYDRAULIC AUDIO BUTT PLUG REMOVER MARK I
I am pleased to report that the HABPR was been fantastically sucessful. It has been selling like hot cakes and because it has done its job so well more and more audiomaniacs are dancing in their living rooms instead of comparing micro-dynamics.
But we also discovered some interface problems. We discovered that some audiomaniacs were accidently putting their HABPR in upside down, and when the HABPR was yanked to the left it was tightened, not loosened, and when high air pressure was applied the HABPR became so tight that air hammers had to be used to remove it.
The HABPR MKI solves this problem by having clear markings indicating TOP and BOTTOM so this problem will never occur again. Anyone who has purchased the original model may return it for a free replacement with the HABPR MKI. The HABPR MKI now has a Campognolia air valve, and because this Italian bicycle part is so expensive we have had to increase our price from $14.95 to $279.
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